You've just put your Christmas tree up and it looks pathetic? You haven't got one and haven't time to go get one?
I have a three part Christmas tree that needs a home. We do not have enough space for it anymore. It's a shame.
It's about 1.8 metres tall (about as tall as Simon Beverley), and the 4 feet on the base (of the tree, not Simon) make an X of maximum end to end dimension 78 cm.
And it's free and you can have it tonight. First come first served.