Called in at the White Cross recently but all they could offer me was a pint of Stones
Took it back and complained but they said everything else we have is flat.
Anyway, here's a couple of beers that could have been invented by well known Pacers:
Hague'n'Boom (sounds like one of those Dutch beers)
Diggwelter
'arf a Wood-weiser
Cooper Dragon
BomBurdonier
[Fuller's] London Pride-aux
Marshall's Pedigree
Coors Lighten
Trishpop's Finger
... come on - your round, there must people as silly as me in the club.